I Knew I was in Texas When . . .

I knew I was in Texas when, our second day here, I went to Sam's Club and while looking around while I was stuck in traffic, realized that I was hemmed in on all sides by pick-up trucks -- GMC, Chevrolet, Dodge, Ford. Especially telling was the truck in front of me that had a hot pink decal on its back, tinted window that said, in fancy script writing, "Hick Chick", and the truck to the right of it that had a similar cursive, hot pink decal that said "Princess" with a hot pink kiss underneath. I wish I had had my camera. Does anyone have any suggestions for a hot pink decal I could get for my mini-van (groan)?